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What is the key to a great Thanksgiving?
a) A TurKey
b) A MonKey
c)
d)

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
a) Ho got the stuffing knocked out of him
b) He won
c)
d)

What did the Turkey say to the Turkey hunter?
a) Quack, quack, quack (so the hunter would think he was a duck :)
b) Ha, ha, ha
c)
d)

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
a) The letter G
b) A nap
c)
d)

Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?
a) He was already stuffed
b) He was cooked
c)
d)

Why did the turkey play drums for his band?
a) He already had the drumsticks
b) He liked music
c)
d)

What's the best thing to put into an apple pie?
a) Your teeth
b) An apple
c)
d)

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
a) PIlgrims
b) April Showers
c)
d)

What's blue and covered with feathers?
a) A turkey holding his breath
b) A pillow
c)
d)

What is the best vegetable to have with your Thanksgiving dinner?
a) Beets me!
b) Apples
c)
d)

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