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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
a) a snowpire
b) frostbite
c)
d)

What do snowmen eat for breakfast
a) Frosted flakes
b) Carrots
c)
d)

Where does Frosty keep his money
a) In his pockets
b) In a snowbank
c)
d)

What kind of bug hates Christmas
a) a stinkbug
b) a 'bah humbug'
c)
d)

What is Santa's favorite candy?
a) Jolly Ranchers
b) Candy canes
c)
d)

What is rad and white, red and white, red and white?
a) a candy cane
b) Santa rolling down the hill
c)
d)

What do you call an old snowman
a) water
b) Frosty
c)
d)

What do monkeys sing at Christmas
a) Feliz Navidad
b) Jungle bells, Jungle bells
c)
d)

What did Frosty say to the snowman
a) Do you smell carrots?
b) Do you smell snow?
c)
d)

What is Miss Branigan's favorite Christmas Carol
a) Deck the Halls
b) Silent Night
c)
d)

What do you call a snowman in the summer
a) a sunman
b) a puddle
c)
d)

Why didn't Rudolph get a good report card?
a) 'He went down in History'
b) He didn't like school
c)
d)

What language does Santa usually speak?
a) Elfish
b) North Polish
c)
d)

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus
a) Claustrophobic
b) Scaredy-claus
c)
d)

What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad?
a) a Pine-Apple
b) a TreePad
c)
d)

What do construction workers use at the North Pole?
a) Elves
b) Snow-cones
c)
d)

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